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１．はじめまして。私は亀子です。十八歳です。外国の食べ物が大好き。

２．私の家族は六人です。父と母とお兄さんと私とふとていもうとです。

３．私はとてもしずか子供だったんです。

４．うちが好きです。私のへや画題隙。いいです。

５．私の友達はとても変ですね。あいしてるんです。

６．アマールが大好きですよ。あなたはペットがいますか。どんな名前がありますか。



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Babelfish tanslation: [because they're funny]

1. Beginning. I am the turtle child. It is 18 year old. The food of the foreign country is loved.

2. My family is six. The father and the mother Toshi the older brother and me suddenly the [te] potato uninformed is.

3. I did very and it was the [zu] or the child, it is.

4. We like inside. My room picture subject opening. It is good, is.

5. As for my friend being very strange, the shank. It has done to meet, it is.

6. We love animal. As for you is the pet? Is there some name?